Now being offered exclusively to patrons of the LoveDollNetwork:
The Ronco Cryovac 2000 cryogenic hibernation chamber.
Imagine placing that doll order, and then waking up the next day as she arrives at the door! No more long, tedious wait times. Available for weekly or monthly rental.
I could be mistaken, but I think Coeros is an authorized vendor.
that ìs great news, Ì have never gotten lucky waiting for my ladies, Ì arrive home and ìt sitting there, or they show up a day before or a day after the date they have given me
And now begins the anticipation and the butterflies in the stomach and the fantasizing and the daydreaming. Embrace it and go with it, the two of you are going to be great together! She will need your love and caring after her long journey to you.
I hope you know what you’re in for Doc! There is a lot of stress and hassle with owning a sex doll. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be! From now on when you come home from work, you won’t be coming home to peaceful solitude and quiet, because now SHE will be there on the couch waiting for you in the lingerie that you bought for her. As soon as you walk in the door, she’s going to ask you if you want a BLOWJOB and she’s going to want to TALK because she’s been at home waiting for you all day and she thinks you are the most interesting man alive. And if you like to sleep all sprawled out, well you can just forget about that Pal!!! Because from now on SHE will be sleeping right next to you. And if that isn’t bad enough… in the middle of the God Damned night, you will wake up with the moonlight streaming in through the window and you will see the half-moon curvature of her soft, supple bare hip under the sheets and the next thing you know you show up to work bleary eyed and exhausted from lack of SLEEP!!! Also, before you know it, she will have you up to your knees in wigs and different colored eyes so that one day she is a drop-dead gorgeous blue eyed blonde nuclear physicist with a kinky side who likes to let her hair down, and then, the NEXT day she will be a green-eyed brunette who is fleeing from an abusive relationship and thinks you are the most wonderful man she’s ever known!!! So, then you think you got her figured out and she becomes a grey eyed black haired piano prodigy from Seattle. PLUS… when you want to chill with her on the couch, it will always be up to YOU to decide which sports or action movies the two of you watch together, and it will be up to YOU to decide how much BEER you feel like drinking! I just hope you’re ready for all of that hardship and sacrifice!!!