Appologies. I’m still catching up with threads on here so not been through this one properly yet. Expect many more likes to be added
Here are a few of the Shire girls. Everyone gets to spend their first night here sleeping in the bed. No sex, not even so much as a smudging their makeup or ruffling their hair. But next morning I know their names (obviously they whisper in your ear whilst you sleep).
When I say no hanky panky, thats not applicable to Holly or Angel who are the wives (different rules apply for Elves… I’m not complaining )
Robyn (WM #334)
Charlie (Charlotte) (WM #185)
Georgie (Georgina) (WM #185)
Appologies for the teeth on the above #185 twins. Those were taken several years ago before I knew what I was doing with the girls makeup. The teeth were done with Acrylic paint. Nowadays the girls dental regime involves slightly off white eye shadow which is far more realistic and doesn’t crack/flake.
Angel (YL #286)
And of course, Mrs Shamus. AKA Holly (WM #172)… p.s. she snores!..Ouch… no she doesn’t.
Of course, in the bed all of our girls are doing their best to look alluring whilst they are trying to impress you… But just wait until you have lived with them for years. Mornings can be quite an eye opener to what they’re like before they’ve had their coffee and got their makeup on for the day.
Oh god I dreamt that the Elves ran off with my body again!
And thats what girls in bed in the morning is reallly like…
The deeper I go down this rabbit hole the more I realise that they are convinced to get in the box in China by the promise of their very own devoted servant waiting for them in the west who will dote on their every whim, buy them everything that they want, give them full access to the TV controller, and they will never see the bottom of a coffee cup.
… Hang on… Did that come accross as if I was complaining about it!
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