2398AD - the 3rd Pylon War continued unabated…
Humanity’s last hope and final defence was the creation of a top secret hyper-tech project. A project designed to create the perfect artificial humanoid robot. An android to smash the nefarious Pylons to dust with her quantum charged macro-fists…
Well, in theory anyway… but there was just one problem…
THEY MADE HER SO SEXY I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON THE MISSION!!!
“Android officer L011-IE reporting for duty Captain!”
“You can call me Lottie sir”
"Oh good, you’re here… take your position Lottie… I mean Android Officer…" (She’s so cute…)
(Why is she waving at me like that… this is a military operation!.. but I’m not complaining… I guess a little eye-candy doesn’t hurt right?.. )
(Wait… are those her nipples I can see poking through that tight, form fitting, shiny, bodysuit…!!!)
"RIGHT Crew - it’s time to gear up, it’s an hour until we make planetfall- I want everyone ready to kick some Pylon ass!"
"Officer Lottie - you’ll be taking point…"
"So grab my BIG HARD WEAPON… Ahhh I mean a errr… Pulse Carbine… and get ready to go deep… errm I meant INTO …enemy territory…"
“Let’s Lottie and Load!”
(She has her own adorable catchphrase too!!.. who programmed her!?!)
“Don’t worry Captain, I’ll protect you”
“Just get behind me…and stay close”
(Believe me I’d like to…so close I could get hold of her hips and …)
“Captain, your heart rate is spiking… are you OK?”
“I’m detecting an increase in blood flow to your pen…”
"Whoah, that’s enough of that Lottie …" (nothing gets by her… 
)
"I’m always pumped for a battle… that must be it…"
“Don’t forget to bring plenty of ammo Captain”
“It goes like this… you just stuff it up in this little tight slot…”
“And start blasting away with your big weapon…”
“Captain… you’re going all red…”
“It’s classified information, but you should know…”
“…us Lottie units are programmed in many ways to help humanity in any way we can…maybe I can help you… somehow… Captain…”
"Agent Lottie… I err need to see you in my cabin right away…"
"It’s something really vital to the mission’s success…"
"You’d better drop the gun for now…"
"On the double Officer!!"
