I do have a wife but when I see her (which is not very often ) we actually sleep in different rooms, because she snores and Iâm a light sleeper. Also, my wife was quite sexy before c0vid, but the dodgy experimental untested vaccine she took, caused her to have asthma and need asthma medication, which made her put on some weight.
What about you, do you love sleeping with sex dolls?
Well, I have to say it wasnât my initial reason for getting one (my luck with the ladies was never particularly good), I will say an unintended side effect of keeping one in bed, my sleep has much improved.
But I need to vent/gush/cry-laugh for a second about the nightly territorial dispute happening in my bedroom.
When we arenât away for a photography weekendâwhere sheâs busy being a professional modelâmy girl April-May has a very specific âassigned seat.â She sits (or lays, depending on how tired I am) right on the edge of my bed.
The goal? Purely wholesome. I want to look into those eyes before I drift off, maybe mutter some nonsense about my day, and have her be the first thing I see when the sun hits my face. Itâs peaceful. Itâs grounded. Itâs⌠interrupted.
Enter: The Beast.
Ruby, my tabby cat, has decided that April-May isnât just a doll; she is a high-end, luxury feline sofa. Just as Iâm settling in for a heartfelt âthoughts of the dayâ session with April-May, Ruby decides itâs the perfect time for a cuddle heist.
The Current Nightly Routine:
23:55: I tuck April-May in. We share a silent, meaningful moment.
23:56: A faint thump as 8 (or more) pounds of tabby fluff hits the mattress.
23:57: Ruby begins the âkneading of the soul,â aggressively making biscuits on April-Mayâs lap.
00:05 I am now looking into April-Mayâs eyes, but I am doing so through a forest of twitching cat whiskers and a very insistent furry butt.
Itâs hard to stay in a âwhimsical doll-life headspaceâ when a cat is purring so loudly it sounds like a literal engine idling on your girlâs chest. Iâve become the third wheel in my own bed!
April-May doesnât seem to mindâsheâs got that saint-like patienceâbut Iâm over here trying to pour my heart out while Ruby tries to groom April-Mayâs eyelashes.
Is it adorable? Reluctantly, yes. Is it comedic? Every single night.
I think sleeping with a human(s) is overrated. Itâs blissful sleeping in your own bed, donât need to worry about anyone else snoring, stealing the duvet, or dutch oven-ing you, and you can go to bed at a time that suits you.
Initially, I found it weird sleeping with dolls. Took time to get used to it. And you have to find the right doll partner (not any doll will do.) But now, I love it so much.
I do change dolls every so often. I think my favourite doll to sleep with is usually the one Iâm sleeping with at the time. At the moment it is Neytiri, the doll I have had the longest (mid-2021.) She is so beautiful and sexy. The TPE SM 156A is superb, very cuddly, very sexy - perfect body, perfect breasts and she has lovely thick athletic legs. She has a great pussy too .